My Microwave Makes Me Sad

And not just because I prefer to cook the old fashioned way. My microwave is distorted. The beeping sounds clipped and fuzzy. Instead of a pleasant ringing tone - beep! - it grinds and grits. It's grating, and it makes me sad every time I use it. Idea! I should start a blog rating the sound quality of industrial products.

Better idea! I should have become an industrial products sound designer.